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arctic monkeys fanbase census


reblog if ur a fan

it doesnt fucking matter when u joined the fanbase

it doesnt fucking matter whether or not u know all of their fucking songs

it doesnt fucking matter if u dont know what their parents jobs are or what pets they have or what colour socks theyre currently wearing

do u love their music yes or no

this is for science

(via browneyedanachronism)

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

—"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

(Source: talesofnorth, via apple-pie-moonshine)












butthurt white people

I love how they rlly hate to see someone doing better than them & then put it off on race like if a white dude had the same achievements no one would be doing anything but sucking his dick and patting him on the back like this is some top tier hater shit & it’s so funny

White people love to bring up affirmative action as if their entire lives aren’t a fucking breeze

They’re acting like this kid didn’t put in work to get where he is though. They literally think it was handed to him because he’s black???? Yeah that’s definitely how America works

they’re so mad

I’m thrown off by the Asian hatin

When white people get upset about affirmative action, conveniently forgetting why it needed to be implemented to begin with. Oy vey.

Did you read The Washington Post article about this?

Fucking disgusting.

Another reason why respectability politcis is bullshit…because all that bullshit white liberals and white conservatives love spew about “If everyone just worked hard, and stopped complaining blah blah” and we we do “Oh you just got it because you’re black.”…..take note followers. This is why respectability politics don’t work it doesn’t matter how hard to play their game, you are black and as long as you’re black you’re never gonna sit at their table period. Also check how quick white folks went to the good minority shit with Asians, and look how quick the anti-black racism came out with the “I’m asian and I didn’t get half of what this black kid got.”……they are so hurt, to see a black kid shining.

It’s just jealousy. Like the ratio to fucking black and white kids in the ivy league schools doesn’t even add up to a fairly even number. And wow this one black boy into one of the schools he choose is really going to make it so hard for the rest of the white people to get in. Okay, sure. They just need something to whine about. Something for them to have a chance to scream reverse racism about. That’s all.

Even when we’re great it’s never good enough

(via seanpadilla)